Wednesday, November 14, 2007
All True (Part II)
You may remember my previous list of things that make a chick more or less attractive.
A new batch:
5 Things That Would Make a Chick More Attractive:
-Not dressing weather-appropriate in the winter
-Welcoming me home with the words "I made sloppy joes for dinner!" (not that I would ever condone a woman having access to my place when I wasn't there)
-Wearing shiny clothing
-If her parents were deceased
-One word: Commando
5 Things That Would Make a Chick Less Attractive:
-Cooing over a baby and saying, "Oh, he's SO cute!"
-Being a vegetarian
-Not answering the phone, then texting me 5 minutes later with, "Can't talk now. Grey's Anatomy is on. Will call later."
-Big feet
-When they like dudes with long hair
A new batch:
5 Things That Would Make a Chick More Attractive:
-Not dressing weather-appropriate in the winter
-Welcoming me home with the words "I made sloppy joes for dinner!" (not that I would ever condone a woman having access to my place when I wasn't there)
-Wearing shiny clothing
-If her parents were deceased
-One word: Commando
5 Things That Would Make a Chick Less Attractive:
-Cooing over a baby and saying, "Oh, he's SO cute!"
-Being a vegetarian
-Not answering the phone, then texting me 5 minutes later with, "Can't talk now. Grey's Anatomy is on. Will call later."
-Big feet
-When they like dudes with long hair

