In yesterday's blog I mentioned my "How Soon is Now?" box. Some of you were confused by this, so let me explain.

The box is named after the Smiths song How Soon is Now (duh!), and it's sole purpose is to hold the phone numbers of girls who are not yet of the legal age of consent. Thus, the box asks the question, how soon is now?

It's simple, really. That hottie I met at Starbucks who is only 16? Her phone number goes in the "How Soon is Now?" box. My second-cousin Alecia who developed really early and is turning 18 next year? Her number goes in the "How Soon is Now?" box.

Then, when these girls DO turn 18, soon becomes now and their phone number comes out of the box.

Obviously it'd be wrong to do anything with these women now (I'm a law abiding citizen, people!), but once they're legal? Ah, the "How Soon is Now?" box is one of my favorite things. A close second to the hidden camera website run by my friend Garrett who just happens to be a janitor at the Ballys gym on Clark.